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1 - 2021 Stunt, Red Wine, Sonoma County
A blend of 97% Cabernet Sauvignon, 1% Malbec, 1% Merlot, and 1% Petit Verdot, Stunt is a core of dark fruit flavor and silky smooth textures. In the glass, rich garnet colors shimmer with every swirl. Soak in the luscious aromas of fresh, dew-covered raspberries and brambles before diving in for your first taste. In your mouth, unctuously silky textures wash over your mouth, carrying delicious flavors of blackberry, Chelan cherries, and vanilla wrapped around soft, integrated tannins. After each sip, your mouth will be left feeling velvety soft.
1 - 2021 Fuck Yeah, Red Wine, California
Medium-bodied, with a fun and vibrant red hue shimmering in the glass, this wine erupts with a gorgeous maraschino cherry and chocolate aromas. Enough fucking around, let's get this in your mouth. Juicy cherry and raspberry flavors take the forefront, backed by blackberry and cassis notes that intertwine seamlessly. A little bit of Barbera and Négrette adds another layer of acidity, cranberry and plum flavor, and earthiness. With a one-two punch of red and black fruit flavors, subtle tannins, and a salacious finish, each sip will leave you thinking one thing: fuck yeah.
1 - Fuck Off Gold Wine Key